MEREDITH: Get in here.
ALEX: You paged me?
MEREDITH: Yeah, I need you to check my eyes.
ALEX: I’m not an eye guy. I don’t know how this crap works.
MEREDITH: All right, well, I already did the chart.
I’m, like, 20/25, but I… I… I… now I need you to look at my eyes through this thing.
ALEX: Maybe it’s glaucoma. Hey, you could get a prescription for pot. All right. Uh, look up. Look down. Doesn’t look like glaucoma. Uh, your cornea looks fine.
MEREDITH: Good.
ALEX: Yeah, but you still can’t read the chart.
MEREDITH: Yeah, but if I squint…
ALEX: Normal people don’t squint. All right. Read the chart, line 8. No squinting.
MEREDITH: “D, C, P, I.”
ALEX: You’re blind..
MEREDITH: Shut up.
ALEX: Can you even see me?
MEREDITH: Yeah, and you look like a real moron. I need a real eye doctor.
ALEX: Can you even see enough to operate?
MEREDITH: When I do the squinting thing, I see fine. Don’t quit your day job.
ALEX: Yeah, well, you keep squinting like that, and you’re gonna get crow’s feet, but I’m good at plastics. You want me to do something about that?

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