Themed Party |Challengue 2: 50+|Gregory House
“Everybody lies”
Dan: Just one kiss. And then we can know without a doubt.
Blair: I suppose that would work. One kiss. That’s that.
Dan: One kiss and that’s that. So?
Blair: So……Oh for crying out loud, Humphrey!
Gossip Girl |4x17| Empire of The Son
|2011 Academy Awards| Best Actress: Natalie Portman
Lea Michele, Jonathan Groff and Dianna Agron at Vanity Fair Oscar Party
Themed Party : First Meetings | Elena Gilbert & Katherine Pierce
Katherine: You must be Elena?
Elena: How is this possible? How do we look exactly alike?
Katherine: You’re asking the wrong questions.
DEREK: I thinking we put the tub here. That way you can take a bath and look out the window at the trees. But that means we have to move the sink here, because there’s no way we can get two sinks on that wall.
MEREDITH: Okay.
DEREK: Okay, so do you want me to move the tub or you want to share a sink?
MEREDITH: I have one opinion, and that is that I just want a tub deep enough that it covers my knees and boobs…
DEREK: Knees and boobs at the same time. Yeah, I gotta go. You’re useless. Mwah. Love you.
ALEX: The dude’s building you a dream house.
MEREDITH: I can’t read these stupid things.
ALEX: You just don’t give a crap.
MEREDITH: I’m taking baby drugs to make my uterus less hostile, and I don’t know, it makes my eyes dry, and I have to squint to see, and I don’t really care enough about the tub/sink relationship to, you know…
ALEX: You should talk to that hot O.B.
MEREDITH: You are always drumming up reasons to talk to that hot O.B.
Grey’s Anatomy |7x16| Not Responsible
CRISTINA: I mean, he knows I don’t want kids. And suddenly, I’m ruining his vision of the future.
MEREDITH: Don’t talk to me about vision. What if I never get to operate again?
CRISTINA: You could be a bartender. I had a very good time.
MEREDITH: Oh, yeah. The whole five hours you bartended.
CRISTINA: Free drinks.
MEREDITH: You stole those drinks. Joe didn’t give you free drinks.
CRISTINA: Your eyes will clear up. They will.
CHIEF: Uh, how’s it going?
MEREDITH: Oh, good. I’m good.
CHIEF: Uh, Metzger’s gonna examine you every day. Until he clears you, you don’t set a foot in an O.R.
MEREDITH: Well, I can’t hold a scalpel, but I can observe, right?
CHIEF: No, you can’t.
MEREDITH: Did he just bench me?
CRISTINA: Damn.
Grey’s Anatomy |7x16| Not Responsible
MEREDITH: Are you still gonna love me if I’m blind or does it all go out the window if I’m not a surgeon anymore?
DEREK: It… it’s not funny. I don’t know how you went into my O.R. and didn’t say anything.
MEREDITH: It wasn’t intentional. It started out as fuzziness in the morning. And then I didn’t see the big black spoT until I started staring at Allison’s skull.
LUCY: Metzger’s gonna meet you in ophthalmology as soon as he’s out of surgery. He could be a while, so cancel the rest of your day. And you need to stop the fertility drugs right away.
MEREDITH: I can’t. I mean, there’s two pills left in this cycle. My egg’s about to drop. I can’t stop now.
LUCY: Yes, you can. Okay, you know all the scary side effects they list on the side of the box? One of them is happening to you. You need to make sure this doesn’t permanently damage your eyesight. This cycle’s over.
Grey’s Anatomy |7x16| Not Responsible
MEREDITH: So he says we’re only gonna have one sink in the bathroom, like he’s hurting me. I mean, why do you need two?
CRISTINA: Well, ‘cause men leave wads of toothpaste in the sin. And if you have your own sink, you don’t have to look at it, all dried and congealed… and filled with their fossilized oral bacteria.
MEREDITH: I leave toothpaste in the sink. Are you supposed to rinse it every time you brush?
CRISTINA: Nobody parented you. This is to be expected.
ALEX: You’re really gonna move out and sell your house?
MEREDITH: Are you gonna miss me?
ALEX: No, I’m gonna miss having a cheap place to live.
MEREDITH: You know, I have trouble seeing fine print, but I can still see your paws on my food.
CRISTINA: Ooh.
Grey’s Anatomy |7x16| Not Responsible
MEREDITH: Get in here.
ALEX: You paged me?
MEREDITH: Yeah, I need you to check my eyes.
ALEX: I’m not an eye guy. I don’t know how this crap works.
MEREDITH: All right, well, I already did the chart.
I’m, like, 20/25, but I… I… I… now I need you to look at my eyes through this thing.
ALEX: Maybe it’s glaucoma. Hey, you could get a prescription for pot. All right. Uh, look up. Look down. Doesn’t look like glaucoma. Uh, your cornea looks fine.
MEREDITH: Good.
ALEX: Yeah, but you still can’t read the chart.
MEREDITH: Yeah, but if I squint…
ALEX: Normal people don’t squint. All right. Read the chart, line 8. No squinting.
MEREDITH: “D, C, P, I.”
ALEX: You’re blind..
MEREDITH: Shut up.
ALEX: Can you even see me?
MEREDITH: Yeah, and you look like a real moron. I need a real eye doctor.
ALEX: Can you even see enough to operate?
MEREDITH: When I do the squinting thing, I see fine. Don’t quit your day job.
ALEX: Yeah, well, you keep squinting like that, and you’re gonna get crow’s feet, but I’m good at plastics. You want me to do something about that?
Grey’s Anatomy |7x16| Not Responsible
Blair: Your “friends as fashion” metaphor… Was well executed but did not save my job.
Dan: You got fired?
Blair: Slash quit. Donna said they’d been watching me for a while, hoping for the best, but let’s face it. I’m imploding. At least you got your name in the blog.
Dan: I’m sorry, Blair.
Blair: I thought that if I could be the Blair Waldorf that I want to be a little sooner, that maybe I could return to Chuck before he fell for someone else.
Dan: Well, you do know Raina broke up with him.
Blair: Yes, in my head, but in my heart I feel further away than ever. I mean, tonight he’s thinking about a different girl, and meanwhile, I lost my job, I failed a test, I almost got my best friend’s mother arrested. And… I’m in Brooklyn talking about it to… Dan Humphrey.
Dan: Uh, well, I’m about to order some pizza… If you wanna stay.
Blair: I think someone “Freaky Friday’ed” me, and this can’t possibly be my life.
Dan: Well, it is. What do you want?
Blair: Gourmet, I suppose.“Maybe it’s better sometimes to just get what you need.”
Gossip Girl |4x16| While You Weren’t Sleeping
